Ask Hawkins B.A.: Sound vs Light

Ask Hawkins B.A.
Welcome again to the advice column where each week I answer questions on absolutely any topic. ANY TOPIC! Simply submit it via email, smail, or pigeon (preferably house trained.)

	This week's question comes from a Joe Phakely, who writes: I wanted to know: Do you think that with enough training Sound could beat Light in a race?
	Unfortunately, as much as I like pulling for the underdog, there is just too much of a talent gap between the two for Sound to win with even the strictest of training regimes. To win in a race, it inevitably would have to cheat. Light, in addition to being athletically superior, is also smarter and a better mime than Sound. --Hawkins B.A.