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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

News on the Fly: Obituarry



Migration of rare birds at sunsit.


By News on the Fly Staff
Octber 3rd, 2006

Cecil MacDermit, who rised from News on the Fly janitorial intern to News on the fly copy editor in just 2 short month, and was beloved by all/some, has past away in what many are calling an acident. He is survived by 2 cat (milfy and puddles) and lizard (jeckogecko) which liked best and one of the dog family (crater), also wife of 4 years. McDermint last seen alive in this picture (pictured below) right before death takes its tole. In, what some are calling an acident, and what others are calling an acident, he was died when the bowling ball he was bowling refuse to let go and carryed him over 3 lanes of bowling lanes, and thus the end when head bloody crushed by bowling level came down.

He will be morned by all staff.


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1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love the brilliant combination of low and highbrow humor in this piece.

-Ben