Ask Hawkins B.A. : Book Title

Ask Hawkins B.A. Welcome again to the advice column where each week I answer questions on absolutely any topic. ANY TOPIC! Simply submit it via email or USPS, or submit it in the comments below. Carrier pigeons are no longer accepted. This week's question comes from Craig in St. Paul who writes: Greetings! I read your column every week, and love it. You're so inciteful [sic]. I'm an unpublished author who has just completed his first novel, but I can't come up with a title. It's about a man who inherits a rare Monet painting, but the painting is possessed and coerces him into killing a bunch of people. Any ideas? Monet Is the Root of All Evil. --Hawkins B.A.