Ask Hawkins B.A.: Deathly Hallows

Ask Hawkins B.A. Welcome again to the advice column where each week I answer questions on absolutely any topic. ANY TOPIC! Simply submit it via email or USPS, or submit it in the comments below. Carrier pigeons are no longer accepted. This week's question comes from Wendy in Tulsa, who writes: Yeah, so I wrote you last week about how the Harry Potter 7 book ends, and then I read it, and the ending you gave was completely different. What's up with that? Also, why no posts last week? I received an advance copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that unfortunately was defective and had pages inadvertantly interspliced from the upcoming Thomas and the Very Disturbing Day Thomas & Friends book. I was a bit confused myself, what with Rowling suddenly calling Voldemort by his full first name, so many pictures of the Hogwarts Express, and the elder Weasley boy having such a prominent role, but I printed it anyway. I apologize for ruining the end to the wrong book. Book 7 ends with both Harry and Voldemort being revealed as robots, and Harry defeating Voldemort by downloading a virus onto He Who Shall Not Be Typed's harddrive. Also, Hagrid and Hermione are both Deatheaters. No posts last week due to unforeseen circumstances. It will happen again, but perhaps not soon. --Hawkins B.A.