Gifts for the Neighbor's Dog

Don't forget your four(in most cases)-legged friends!

	I've got a lot of money to spend on this "person" Real Human Skull Upgrade your favorite neighborhood pooch's chew toy up to the real thing. It's also sure to freak out the rest of the neighborhood, an added bonus. Prices range from $300-$400 dollars online for the premium died in China ones. Estimated price: $349.99
	I'm broke Inflatable Haunted House Grab one of these on super Halloween markdown clearance, and your neighbor's dog will be living like a king. These should be real cheap by now, and who knows, you might find it marked down to a dollar. Optional: spray paint it to disguise the fact that you shopped in the clearance bin. Estimated price: $20.00 or less
	No, Really, I'm broke Dog Sweater Either knit it yourself (which is unnecessarily time-consuming) or shrink one of yours. If you dislike the dog, and it's a male, make sure the sweater is extra girly like the one pictured here. Estimated price: close to free

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