Gifts for the Presidential Candidate

It's the candidate's last christmas before the elections. Make it count!

	I've got a lot of money to spend on this person Move to Florida Everyone knows that presidential elections all come down to votes in Florida, so the absolute best thing you can do is to move there and vote. Estimated price: $1000 and up
	I'm broke Crazy Hair Powder Although Lincoln wore it famously, beards are typically campaign killers for candidates. Thus, this crazy hair growing powder will be the perfect thing for your favorite candidate to sneak into his or her opponent's water at the debate. Works particularly well to discredit Hillary. Estimated price: $14.99
	No, Really, I'm broke Flag Pin Make this attractive safety pin flag adornment, because we know a candidate is not electable without it. The handmade nature of it will also show that your favorite candidate is in touch with the common American. Estimated price: $2.00 in supplies

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